Student,employee, crossfitter, multi-tasker. The quirks and notes of me getting through this life.

  • Ex: I know I shouldn't be sending you this, but I wanted you to know that I really miss you and fucking hate myself for ruining what we had...

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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alishalovescats1701:

kickedthe-hornetsnest:

heyharpo:

"Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!"

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"…I think we should call it your grave!"

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"Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"

BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST

DINOSAUR SHAPED CHICKEN?

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unclemother:

*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time

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